Into the Human Body, And Out Something Stinky!
by Jayden
Once upon a time, I was just chilling in the lunchbox with my foodie friends. My friends were Pepper-repper-roni Pizza and Whitty the Bread. And who am I? I am Flatty Haliy Fishy! Or specifically just “Halibut Fish.”
Than Whitty white the bread look at Pepper-repper-roni Pizza
“Hey!” said Whitty the Bread with a happy look. “You know it’s almost time for lunch. You know what that means!”
“Yeah. A person is gonna eat us!” Pepper-repper-roni Pizza Responded back. Since Whitty the Bread was so curious about his surroundings he jumped and jumped up to see the time. Apparently the time said [INSERT_A.T.&.T_CLOCK_TIME] It was time for lunch! Then suddenly a big BIG person was walking around the room and then…
Pepper-repper-roni screamed, “Oh my gawd! I’ve never seen something as big as a door!”
My friends and I didn’t know that the person was getting closer and closer. Then the person said something with a deep voice.
“Oh man, that walk was so tiring! I need something to eat!”
Since my friends and I were the tiny foods in the lunchbox and the person was a big person, we thought he had a deep deep voice. Then the person opened the lunchbox. Me and my friends were excited and were waiting patiently (Well except for Whitty the Bread) He was annoyed by what I said. Even though that was minutes ago. The person was choosing which food to eat and it was… ME!
“Welp. It looks like I’m the first one to go into the mouth” Stated with excitement, “Bye friends I hope yall will come too!”
The person grabbed me and then was putting me in the mouth. The journey began…
The Grinder! Or “Mouth”
First sighting of his mouth. I would say he really needs some flossing on those teeth. Anyways my friends were just looking up at me while I was slowly getting eaten.
Then they screamed, “I hope we’ll meet in the stomach!”
The teeth started chewing me into bits of pieces, I was being squished and chewed like I was in a hydraulic press! Then I was now going down the esophagus.
The Food Pipe! Or just “Esophagus”
Now it was time for the Esophagus, I can feel the muscles trying to move to make me go down
I told myself, “Hmm… Why can’t gravity pull me down instead of muscles?” There seemed to be no answer but I was still going through. Then I heard something… Something like… A word?
“HELLOOOO THERE BUDDY!!!” Screamed out Whitty White the Bread.
“Woah!” I screamed, “Didn’t know you were coming here right now too!”
And now I was going down to the stomach while Whitty White the Bread followed through.
The Incinerator!1!1 Or The “Stomach”
Now I dropped down into an acid-like fluid, and it was kinda hot,
“Hey!” I screamed to him “You might want to prepare yourself, It can get hot in here!”
Now he was dropping down into the stomach, he screamed out “AAAAAUUOOOOAAA”
Then he dropped down screaming,
“Ow, Ow, OW!” with a fizzle.
I said “You okay bud?” With a worried look. Then he said,
“Yeah I’m okay, It’s just the first time being put in some hot substances! Or just anything hot.” Explained Whitty White the bread. Then we both waited in the stomach… For approximately 4 hours! But then after 3 minutes, we both heard a noise. And that noise was coming from…
“EEEEHHHAAAAAWWW!!!” Screamed Pepper-repper-roni Pizza
Then he dropped down with the BIGGEST scream in the world!
Then I said, “Holy moly you don’t have to scream that loud! You know if you were in the lunchbox and then screamed the whole neighborhood would hear you!”
“Yeah yeah I know, I’m just that type of guy to scream you know!” He exclaimed.
And then we all waited for 4 hours. And now it was time…
The small intestine
Then we all went into the small intestine. My friends and I saw something. And it was enzymes! The enzymes went around us breaking us down more and more into nutrients for the body. It felt like a long ride because it was! The small intestine may be small but it’s length is 22 feet or 7 meters long. And now we went to…
The Big Intestine
When we were inside, the ride felt short even though the part. It was still crushing, smushing, breaking down our foodie body’s. Then I said,
“Looks like it’s almost the end of the journey.”
“Yep it is!” Said Whitty White the Bread.
Then we all fell down into the…
The Rectum
We fell down, It was quiet but not really. Pepper-repper-roni Pizza noticed a noise that sounded like someone was watching TV
“Someone’s watching TV?” Said Whitty White the Bread “First to know what he’s watching gets a prize!”
“Uhhh, Ummm” Both me and Pepper-repper-roni Pizza were muttering.
“OH I KNOW!” Said Pepper-repper-roni Pizza, “It is cocomelon!”
“You are…” Said Whitty White the Bread while checking, “CORRECT!” Whitty White the Bread screamed out, “Your prize is air! :D”
Both me and Pepper-repper-roni Pizza were silent. But now I had noticed that the noise stopped and then I heard footsteps into the bathroom?
The “Exit”
We were finally gonna exit, the ride was long and grindy, we had finally given the nutrients to the human body, our jobs as food was done. And now… We went to the toilet. From now on, this man will be happy. And healthy. Make sure to stay happy and healthy!